the ULTIMATE comeback and im not playing
grandmoms are precious and must be protected at all costs
i told her i was posting this on tumblr and she said “let me know how many hits i get!!!” so just watch this and make an old woman happy
mother: is it a boy or a girl?
doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor
this planet sucks nothing works. the Volcanoes dont work like 1/10 of them work. the ocean is poorly lit. the dryers in public washrooms dont do shit. im sick of this place
What are you so afraid of!?
I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle